The Orange Lives Matter Coup Wont End This Trumpist Chaos

Published: Jan. 7, 2021, 5 a.m.

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After inciting a mob of his drooling followers to sack the Capitol, President Donald Trump proved he\\u2019s too dangerous to hold office, even if it\\u2019s just for another two weeks. But don\\u2019t count on his cabinet to do the right thing, not even after the first attack on the Capitol since 1814.


\\u201cThese people are gutless, spineless, chicken-shit, horrifying, boot-lick traitor scum,\\u201d Rick Wilson says on The New Abnormal. \\u201cEven if Donald Trump had his finger on the trigger and was saying, I\'m going to nuke Peoria,\\u2019 \\u2026 these people would not pursue the 25th amendment. Everyone\'s just fooling themselves.\\u201d 


This was a day that was stupid and pointless as it was dangerous. A day for a thousand self-owns. Molly Jong-Fast wonders why these people are protesting the electoral college when \\u201cthe greatest irony here is the electoral college is the only thing that gets Republicans in office. And yet they\'re coming out against it, right? I mean, we\'ll go to a popular vote. Let\'s go, bitches!\\u201d


The crew muses about what would have happened if Mitt Romney had gotten his hands on Ted \\u201cFat Wolverine\\u201d Cruz today after shouting at him across the rotunda. Does the shirtless, horned \\u201cQ-Shaman\\u201d supply Q-Anon with psychedelics that explain why they believe the wacky things they do? How does one wax Roger Stone\\u2019s Richard Nixon back tattoo? Is Mike Pence planning on starting his own gang of \\u201cPrude Boys\\u201d with his new-found free time? And what exactly were those Trumpist morons really trying to accomplish? All of this on this special bonus episode of The New Abnormal.



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